Wee Little Man
On September 19th 2012 at approximately right after practice a Piedmont, war was declared against my adventuring. An evile foe has made it his mission to be a fun sucker.
His name is coach england.
Swinging upside down on the little playground thing after practice I thought nothing of it. Making my way over to the team I was interrupted by the wee little man, also known as Coach England, fairly hopping up and down in rage (very similar to an angry little elf.)
"No stupid dangerous stuff!" He piped at me.
I was not sure how to take it in... But determined to take it as thus:
1.-Coach is frazzled and near a nervous break down (he's freaked out all the team will be injured and fail at everything..) Poor little guy.
2.-I'm kinda proud that my sad little swinging tricks appeared so "hardcore dangerous."
Makes me feel legit. So... why thank yee coach!
So I basically tried to stare very mournfully and soberly into coach's face because there was no way in heck I was going to apologize. He seemed to buy it.
You know, he's really put some inspiration in ma britches. I need at least one adventure a day. Not even sure what qualifies as an adventure?
Share some of yours with me please!
His name is coach england.
Swinging upside down on the little playground thing after practice I thought nothing of it. Making my way over to the team I was interrupted by the wee little man, also known as Coach England, fairly hopping up and down in rage (very similar to an angry little elf.)
"No stupid dangerous stuff!" He piped at me.
I was not sure how to take it in... But determined to take it as thus:
1.-Coach is frazzled and near a nervous break down (he's freaked out all the team will be injured and fail at everything..) Poor little guy.
2.-I'm kinda proud that my sad little swinging tricks appeared so "hardcore dangerous."
Makes me feel legit. So... why thank yee coach!
So I basically tried to stare very mournfully and soberly into coach's face because there was no way in heck I was going to apologize. He seemed to buy it.
You know, he's really put some inspiration in ma britches. I need at least one adventure a day. Not even sure what qualifies as an adventure?
Share some of yours with me please!
hahaha :) this was even better because I could picture everything in my head... especially 'wee little coach england' haha :)
ReplyDeleteMy adventures....well, they never will compare to yours. But Nate and I went camping the other night. We drove up the canyon and just slept in the back of our car. I toasted bagels over the fire, tried to sneak up on a deer, and did my best to get as dirty as I could. Does that count as an adventure? :)
YES!! I just saw this lol! Aww funzie!! I miss camping and wish I could do it more. "Get dirty as I could" lol, does that mean NOT wiping your face down with a little wet wipe after one run? haha
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